In the not too distant future, a very arrogant scientist meets with God. And the scientist tells God, “You aren’t so great. I figured out how to create life too.” God replies, “Oh, really? You can take soil and make a human?” “Yes.” says the scientist, “I can extract all the necessary components, and combine them through various techniques into a zygote which can be placed in a growth chamber and develop into a fully functional human. I can even decide what characteristics he or she will have.” “Well,” says God, “this I have to see for myself. Please demonstrate.” So the scientist grabs a shovel to go dig up some dirt and God says, “Whoa, there, get your own dirt!”
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