one afternoon these two brothers were talking, one was 5 and the other was 6, the 6 year old said 'tomorrow, we are going to swear in front of mom'
so the next day the mom asked 'what cereal do you boys want?'
'fucking cornflakes' replayed the 6 year old, the mom sent him to his room. she looked at the 5 year old and said 'what would you like?'
'not fucking cornflakes'
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