Kid goes to the store asking for gum. [long]

Kid goes to the store and asks the cashier: "Do you have any gum?"
Cashier says:"No kid, this is hard store we don't sale any gum."
Kid goes away and comes back the day after.
Kid:"do you have any gum?"
Cashier:"no we don't, and if you ask one more time I'm going to nail your clothes to the wall, With you still in them!"
Kid goes away and comes back the day after.
Kid:"do you have any gum?"
Cashier:"that is the last straw!"
So he takes the kid and nails him to the wall, and the kid looks around and sees a picture of Jesus next to himself and asks:" were you looking for gum too, mister?"

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