his grandpa asks "Does your dick reach your asshole?"
The kid replies no and walks downstairs to see his grandma making cookies.
He asks her if he can make some too and she says "yes".
Later, his grandpa walks down to see his grandson's cookies
Grandpa: "Can i have a cookie?"
Kid: "Does your dick reach your asshole?"
Grandpa: "Why yes, yes it does!"
Kid: "Well you can go fuck yourself!"
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