A farmer hires a college student one summer to help around the farm.
At the end of the summer the farmer says, "Son, since you have done such a fine job here this summer, I am going to throw a party for you."
The college guy says, "Right on, thanks a lot man."
So the farmer says, "Well you better be able to handle a few beers because there will be lotsa drinkn' going on."
College guy "Hey, I can drink just as much as anyone else so I should do just fine."
Farmer "There is also going to be a lot of fightn' so I hope you are ready."
College guy "I have been working hard all summer and I think I am in pretty good shape."
Farmer says, "Well, did I mention that there will be lotsa sex?"
College guy "Good. I have been out here all summer and I have been dying for some action. What should I wear to this party?"
Farmer says, "I don't care it's just going to be me and you."
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