Just like every year, this April 1st will mark a day were people around the world fall for silly fibs and wildly embellished stories.

Aaron Hernandez

He used to be a tight end, but prison will turn him into a wide receiver. ;)

How to emberass...

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him...

Wrong Uniform

A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was...

Why do scholars...

To avoid circumlocution.

A bar walks into...

The bar says, this place stinks, and the only other person here is an asshole.

I can picture in...

And I can picture us invading that world because they'd never see it coming.

Where do fat...

Obe-city

I can't wear...

I'm Lacoste Intolerant.

There were 3...

Han, Chan and Fan were planning on migrating to the USA. They all wanted to...

Confucius Joke

Confucius says: Man who plays with titty gets bust in mouth.