Just imagine

OK, so imagine you're sleeping and its raining cats & dogs outside.
So you're in you room, sleeping. You're curtain is just slightly giving way to bursts of light from the insane lightning outside in your otherwise dark and still room.
You turn the other side in your sleep and suddenly there's another lightning strike. A huge shadow appears to be standing next to your bed, hidden in the darkness, its face only visible in the random glimpses of light bursting in through the narrow slit in the curtains. It goes dark again.
With another flash of lightning the figure looms closer towards you. You're still fast asleep but you notice an eeriness around you.
You open your eyes but its dark everywhere and the only sound you can hear is of the heavy downpour.
Suddenly there's another flash of lightning and your eyes pop out of your head, you stop breathing, your heart pounding in your chest. You see the dark figure in your face, blood curdling eyes, hair like that of a wild animal, breath stinking of rotten meat.
You know his intent is to sodomize you.
What do you do?

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