Just came up with this joke for "when someone says excuse me after a burp"

Someone Buuurp "excuse me"

"You're excused my dear, but only because that wasn't from your rear"




Suggestions are appreciated

Some other options 'apparently shitty' options I started with were ..., I hope I never hear that from your rear',and '... always make sure that sound isn't from your rear'

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