Just before leaving to meet my first real girlfriend my dad pulled me into his bedroom, opened his bedside drawer and handed me a condom. With a wink he said, 'Take care, son, I'm proud of you.'
I'm not sure what was worse: my dad's knowledge of what I was about to do or using a condom that was intended for my mother.
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