A physics professor and his assistant are working on liberating negatively charged hydroxyl ions, when all of a sudden, the assistant says, "Wait, Professor! What if the salicylic acids do not accept the hydroxyl ions?"
And the professor responds.....,
"That's no hydroxyl ion!
**THAT'S MY WIFE!!**"
Bahhah
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