Juan was working on the roof of a one story house, when he slipped and fell . He calls his wife "Maria, I just fell from the roof and broke my leg and I think I cracked some ribs. I am on my way to the Hospital, Martha is taking me"

Walked into a...

I'm not that good at english so I'm wondering if there's anyone who could...

A Nicer Approach

Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent the...

My wife and I...

She said "Ohh , something smells nice" So I decided to treat her - I let her...

A Priest and a...

The priest says "hey we should screw that kid" The rabbi says "outta what?'

How do you know...

Don't worry, they will tell you.

A Joke I Thought...

Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21...

Yoda was scared...

6, 78.

Free beer for the...

A new guy in town walks into a bar and reads a sign that hangs over the bar:...

While walking...

The clerk asked me, "can I help you?" I said, "yes, can you tell me where I...

Psychologist

How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But...