Most of her customers use the shop's mail-order service but one morning a mail-order customer turns up at her store very unhappy:
"This dress I ordered from you is a terrible fit! The cuffs need taking in an inch, and the hem needs taking up an inch and a half!"
Embarrassed, Josephine promises to fix the dress and send it back to the customer the very same day.
Later that afternoon, Josephine has finished the dress but she is worried. She asks her shop assistant:
"Did the lady who brought this dress in earlier leave her contact details? I don't know where I should be sending it."
Her assistant says:
"Why don't you hire some of the folks at r/jokes? I hear they're the best at reposting the same thing with slight alterations."
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