He found a nice job cleaning pools and 3 months later her wife call him wanting a kid since she felt lonely without him. She asked him to send the sperm in a container and send it by mail and he reluctantly agreed
2 months later she called him and told him she got pregnant
1 year later, she said one wasn't enough and asked for another container with the stuff. Jose didn't want another but wanted to please her wife, so he sent another and guess what
She got pregnant again
Jose continues his pool job and sends a little extra each month for the kids, and a year later, her wife asked for another contained again
This time, afraid of her getting pregnant again, decided to fake it and send some liquid paper with white paint instead
He was surprised a month later that he invented sperm
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