Jon walks into a bar

He orders for the finest wine there is and starts drinking.

Suddenly the man next to him stands up and starts accusing Jon of stealing his watch.

Jon claims he knows nothing.

Hearing this, the people in the bar gang up and stab him shouting **"For the watch..."**

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