So one night, he asks his good friend Billy for advice.
"Billy, I just can't stay hard. I come too soon. I don't know what to do."
"Once you're hard, slam your dick on the dresser a few times. It'll be so numb, you won't feel a thing, and will go for hours!"
Jon gets hard just thinking about it. He goes home, gets naked, and starts slamming his dick against his wooden dresser with a THUD THUD THUD, when he hears his wife's voice from the bathroom -
"Billy, is that you?"
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