A physicist, a surgeon, and a mathematician walked into a bar. The bartender said, “We’re sorry, but there’s only one glass left. Whoever orders first gets it.”
Heisenberg wasn’t certain what he wanted, so Heimlich tried to outmaneuver him. But Fourier was fastest and ordered a _______.
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