There was this elderly couple, and the wife had always wanted to visit Israel. Eventually the husband got tired of her nagging him about it and decided to take the trip.
During the trip, however, she dies.
A kind Israeli funeral home owner offers to bury the man's wife for 150$. The man is not sure he wants to take him up on the offer.
"But it could easily cost you thousands of dollars back in the US, plus the cost of transporting her body!" The man said he'd think about it.
A few days later, the mortician repeats the offer. "You'd be crazy to turn this down. I'm trying to help you out."
"Still not sure" the man says.
A short while later, the funeral director tells the man, "Okay, this is my last offer. Why on earth wouldn't you want to take it? Your wife loved Israel; I'm sure she would have liked the idea of being buried here."
The man responded "Yeah, it's a great offer and I really appreciate it. But I heard there was a fellow buried here one time who came back from the dead."
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