There is a nunnery on the outskirts of a city, and there are two roads into and out of the city. One is a very quick ride but with rather bland scenery, while the other is a longer ride but with beautiful scenery.
So one day an old nun and young nun decide to ride their bikes into the city to pick up supplies for that night’s dinner. On their ride into the city, they take the short road. They get into the city do, their shopping, and return home by the same route. They do this every night for the next week. One night, however, the old nun says, “Sister, let’s take the scenic route home tonight. I think you’ll really enjoy it.”
So that night, after their shopping, the nuns ride their bikes home via the scenic route. It’s a beautiful ride, with rolling hills and a wonderful view of the sunset. However, during the ride, the younger nun began to make noises.
“Oh,” she said, quietly at first, and then louder and louder. “Oh! Ooh!” The older nun finally took notice. She looked back, winked, and said to the younger nun as they bounced over the cobblestone road, “So you like this road, huh?” to which the younger nun replies, “Yeah -- oh! -- I’ve never come this way before!”
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