johnny's mother asks him to buy bread

Mom : Son, can you please buy bread ? Here is £2

Johnny: no problem mom.

Johnny is on his way to the baker, when he sees a dispenser.

In the middle of the dispenser there is a hole, with written next to it : "Put your cock here, £2."

Out of curiosity, johnny puts £2 in the dispenser, and sticks his tummy into the hole.

He never felt such a sensation, he moaned so hard and cummed on the ground.

Back home, his mom asked him : 'Where is the bread ?!'

He lies and says : 'I am sorry mommy, but I got robbed."

His mom gives him £2 again and adds : "...and be careful this time !"

Johnny goes back to the baker, and on the way he sees the dispenser. He says to himself not to go to it, but he couldn't take it anymore when he saw his sperm on the ground.

He quickly put £2 in the dispenser and put his dong in the hole.

He felt that same sensation, he did not know what the fuck was happening but it still felt good, and he cummed a second time on the ground.

Back home he lies again and says : "I GOT ROBBED A SECOND TIME!!!!!!!!"

His mom becomes angry and says : " That's already £4 wasted. Now I give you only one dollar. Its from our trip to america but That's the only cash I currently have in my wallet, but I will go to the ATM today don't worry"

Johnny goes back to the baker, angry against himself.

He sees the dispenser again and the river of schdnonk next to it.

He wonders if it still works with 1$, and he put his dollar (and his dick) in the dispenser.

He feels nothing.

Suddenly he sees Nigel Farage come from the top of the dispenser.

Nigel Farage : 'Do you really think I will suck your dick for one miserable dollar, you yankee !?'