Johnny first arrived at the prison just before lunch. When he got to the mess hall, he noticed everyone burst out into laughter.
"Hey, everyone, look at this one! 42, am I right?"one guy shouted.
"Nah, Frank, 65!"
This went on all through lunch, with Johnny feeling quite puzzled at the random numbers being shouted.
When he got back to his cell, he turned to his cellmate and she him about all the commotion.
"Oh, you see, most of us have been here so long, we've heard all the jokes already. So much, in fact, that we've just numbered 'em."
The next morning at breakfast, the hilarity began again. At the first sign of silence, Johnny shouted, "12!" No one even so much as chuckled for the rest of the meal.
Back at the cell, he turned to his cellmate and asked, "Why didn't anyone laugh at my joke?"
"You didn't say it right."
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