while his mother is in the kitchen washing dishes. Suddenly she hears him saying to the imaginary passengers " if any of you fuckers want to eat, the fucking dining car is open".
Shocked, she runs at him and tells him he had better watch his mouth or she'll wash it out with soap.
He says fine, and returns to his trains. "All passengers, the dining car is now open. We apologize for the delay. If you have any complaints, please direct them to the fucking cunt in the kitchen".
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