Johnny is Jesus' new cook.

Johnny has a quick temper and swears frequently but he is still one of the good guys. So when he dies, he goes to heaven.

Once there, he's assigned a most prestigious job. He's to be the new cook of his lord and savior jesus christ.

First day on the job, Johnny prepares a delicious lasagna. The cooking job comes with the delivery job so that Johnny needs to bring the meal to jesus in person. Which of course he's an honor.

Problem is Jesus lives on the 50th floor of the central heaven building and there are no elevators in the technology-averse heaven.

Johnny patiently climbs the stairs but when he's one step from reaching jesus' doors he drops the tray and swear "Jesus fucking christ!". Jesus hears the curse from inside and when he gets out says "Hey Johnny, nothing personal but you should really avoid swearing here in heaven". Johnny ask for forgiviness, which needless to say is promptly granted, and then leaves.

On the second day, Johnny climbs all the stairs and once again drops the tray on the last steps. "Goddamit! Stupid fucking tray!" he shouts. Once again christ freindly reprimands him but still insists he should not swear in heaven."You really need to work on your anger-management" he says.

On the third day, Johnny is on the last flight of stairs when he sees christ waiting for him on the floor landing. John is about to make the last step but then throws the tray on the ground and calmly states "Alas, I dropped the tray once again". Jesus looks a little bit daunted but proceeds to explain "Man, it's not anger-management if you drop it willingly". Johnny leaves with a frustrated look.

On the fourth day, Johnny is on the last flight of stairs once again,tray in hand, he sees jesus waiting for him and is so happy to finally be there and in control that he misteps and crash on the stairs together with the tray. "Alas, how unfortunate" he says, glad he could control his temper.

"Goddamit, man, you call that unfortunate? For the fuckety fuck, it's been four days since I had my last supper. Jesus fucking christ!"

TL;DR: Too much is too much