One day Johnny is bothering his mother around the house, so she suggests he go watch the workers who were building a house across the street.
Johnny does so, and when he returns, his mother asks him if he's learned anything.
Yeah, says Johnny. "Some asshole made the door opening too tight, so you have to plane a cunt hair off the sides and top."
Johnny's mom is astounded at his language, and sends him to his room to await his father's return from work.
Whe he comers home,his Dad asks Johnny if he really said these things.
"Sure", Johnny says
His Dad replies, "Ok, Johnny, I guess you didn't give me any choice. Go outside and get me a switch."
"Fuck you", says Johnny, "that's the electrician's job."
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