JOHNNY DARK: KEEPING HIP

My kids keep me hip because we have MTV. That's how I know the new groups, the heavy guys. I know the heavy metal dudes: Guns N' Ammo, Bon Jersey, New Kids Down the Street -- I know those guys.

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