He said to the butcher behind the counter; "What happened to your assistant?". The butcher says that he sacked him. John asked why? The butcher says; "Because he was sticking his d*** in the bacon slicer". John said "What happened to the bacon slicer?". The butcher replied, "I sacked her as well."
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