John is on trial. The prosecution asks one of the witnesses to read an email he received from John--apparently a death threat.

The witness reads:

Dear F face,

F you in your F'ing F, you F. If I ever so much as hear you
F'ing breath anywhere near my F'ing lunch I will F'ing kill you, you GD stupid F.**

John shouts out: "Hey, that's not my email!"

The judge hushes him, but then, curious, asks him to elaborate. John says, "My email said, Dear fuck face, fuck you in your fucking fuck, you fuck. If I ever so much as hear you fucking *breath* anywhere near my fucking lunch I will fucking kill you, you goddamn stupid fuck.
Love, John."