John is in an elevator and another woman enters.
He politely asks, "Which floor?"
The woman replies, "Third please."
He replies, "Oh, are you donating blood at the blood center?"
"Yes, I am! Just need some quick money, having kind of a financial crisis."
"Oh I see. Same here actually, but I'm going to the fifth floor to donate sperm. It pays more."
The elevator reaches the third floor and they say goodbye.
A week later, John comes back, enters the elevator and sees the same woman running to it.
John asked, "Third floor, I suppose?"
"Fifth, actually." She replies, with a mouth-full.
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