One day he was talking to his blind friend about all the places he's been. He detailed each of the famous wonders everyone talks about, the best and the worst, the richest and the poorest places he's ever been.
I guess you can say John's seen all. But after talking so much, he realised he was almost late. "Sorry friend, but my time is now. I must go, see you later!"
Such a shame his friend can't see him.
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