So John is standing on a bus stop waiting for bus.
In meantime, a woman with kid comes to wait for bus aswell.
As any other kid, this kid gets restless and ask mom:
-why is bus not here yet moma
Mom replies:
- they are washing it honey.
After few minutes kid asks again:
-mommy, why is bus not here yet?
-They are fixing the engine hon.
Minutes later kid asks again:
-why is bus still not here mom?
-They are doing a paint job sweaty.
Hearing that John bursts in rage :
- Do THEY seriously thik that now is the best time to start painting their bus??????
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