They both pass the physical and mental tests with high grades.
The instructor comes for their last test and brings John first in a room. He tells John "Listen, we require one last test of loyalty for the country. Here you have a gun with 6 bullets. In the next room is your wife. You need to kill her without questions."
John thinks for a moment, then says "Sorry, that's too much to ask." and fails the test.
Jack comes next. The instructor tells him the same thing about his wife. Jack says "OK.".
He goes into the other room and the instructor hears 6 gun shots, then a bunch of loud thuds and screams.
Jack comes back, covered in blood, and tells the instructor "You moron! You put blank bullets in the gun and I had to kill her with the chair.".
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