John wants to have a cigarette. He reaches into his pocket and realizes he forgot his lighter. He turns to Bill and says, "hey man, I forgot my lighter. Do you have one?" Bill reaches into his fishing bag and pulls out a huge lighter, at least a foot long. Amazed at the size of the lighter, John says, "Holy! Where did you get a lighter like this from?" Bill says, nonchalantly, "my genie gave it to me." "What?! You have a genie?" John exclaims. "Can I ask it something?" "Sure!" Bill says, and calls his genie out of his fishing bag. When the genie pops out of the bag, John thinks for a moment then says "I'd like a million bucks." The genie says, "your wish is my comand" and disappears back into the fishing bag. After about two minutes with no money appearing John turns to ask Bill what is going on, but his voice is drowned out by the sound of a million ducks squawking overhead. When the noise dies down, John says "What the hell? I asked for a million bucks, not a millions ducks!" Laughing, Bill replies, " oh, I forgot to mention my genie is hard of hearing. Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch Bic?"
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