Joey's walking down Main Street when he passes George, and George looks frantic.
"Joey! Joey, you gotta help me," says George.
"Why? What's wrong?"
"It's Phil! He's suicidal! You gotta go talk to him. He just got a job at the new soda pop bottling plant, and it's ruining him."
So Joey rushes down the soda pop plant to talk to Phil.
"Phil! What's wrong? I just saw Joey and he said you were really upset by your new job."
"What? I don't know why he'd say that. I saw him earlier today, and he told me I was doing a great job crushing cans! I told him, it's easy.
It's just soda pressing."
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