So, Fred is a bus driver and every day he does the same trip. When Fred stops at the town hall on monday morning, a big muscled and impressive man gets on the bus. When Fred asks the man to pay, the man only says: "Joey isn't paying..." and then sits down. Since the guy is so big, Fred decides to avoid any trouble and lets it slip.
The next morning Fred stops at the town hall again and Joey gets on. Same story, Fred asks for a ticket fee and Joey replies: "Joey isn't paying" somewhat agitated. Fred doesn't want any problems so he says nothing about it yet again, but that evening he does contact a few friends of his to accompany him the next morning.
So the next morning Fred and his beefy friends stop at the town hall and Joey gets on yet again. He tries to sit down but Fred his friends stop him and tell him he's either paying or walking.
Joey replies "Joey isn't paying", and he reaches for his pockets.
The friends prepare for the worst, only to see that Joey pulls out a small card, saying smiling: "Joey has a freeride pass"
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