Joe was sitting at a bar. He was totally depressed. The bartender, serving him a drink, asked what was wrong. I'll never understand women said Joe. The other night on my birthday, my wife said as my gift, I could do with her what I wanted. Wow! That's quite some gift said the bartender. So why are you so dejected? Well I thought about it for a while said Joe, and decided to send her home to her mother, and now she won't even speak to me!
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