Joe was about to remove a huge rock from his land when a small gnome appeared from beneath the rock.

-What are you doing? Thats my house. Please don't remove it, begged the gnome.
-But I would really need to move the rock.

-What if I told you that if you leave it I will grant you three wishes, but don't get to greedy, your neighbor will get twice of what you wish.

Joe really didn't like his neighbor just like you probably didn't like your worst boss.
After thinking for a while he asked the gnome.
Will it hurt a lot if I wish I only had one testicle...