Joe walks into a bar...

...when he comes inside he sees Billy sitting by the bar wearing a huge watch, which is way to big to be comfortable.

Joe walks up to him and says "hey Billy, where the hell did you get that watch?"

Billy points into the corner and says "do you see the old man sitting in the corner there?"

"Yeah" says Joe

"well, he can grant wishes" Billy

Joe gets all excited "like real wishes?"

Billy says "yes, but..."

but Joe is exited and doesn't let Billy finish, runs to the old man sitting in the corner and asks him "do you grant wishes?"

"yes, one wish per person" says the old man

"all right, I wish that my pockets were always full of money" and suddenly Joe's pockets start bulging out.

Joe runs to the bar and says the bartender "bartender, get me 2 beers, 2 shots of tequila and a bottle of whiskey"

Joe then reaches into his pockets for his money, but it isn't money, it's all gooey "this is honey, but I asked for money"

then Billy says "Do you think I asked for a 12" inch long clock?"