A retired man at the Job Center in downtown Denver
saw a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant.
Interested, he went in and asked the clerk for details.
The clerk pulled up the file and read; "The job entails getting
the ladies ready for the gynecologist. You have to help the
women out of their underwear, lay them down and carefully
wash their private regions, apply shaving foam, then gently
shave them, and rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the
gynecologist's examination. The annual salary is $65,000,
and you'll have to go to Billings , Montana ."
"Good grief . . . Is that where the job is?"
"No sir... that's where the end of the line is right now."
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