"Hey, Jim, you look fit and healthy. Start a new diet?" "Nope." "Join a fitness club then?" "Nope." "But your face looks so fresh and healthy. What's your secret?" "Got a new girlfriend." "But how does that make your skin so smooth?" Jim explained, "Well, my new girl is extremely hairy down below. In fact, she's like a wire brush." "Yeah. So?" "So, now, every night I exfoliate and moisturize!"
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