Today is Jim's birthday,
so his wife decides to surprise him, she takes him to a Strip Club.
At the club -
DOORMAN: Hey Jim! How are you? ????
WIFE: How does he know you? ????
JIM: We play Golf together! ????
BARTENDER: The usual beer Jim? ????
WIFE: And how does he know you? ????
JIM: He's on the Bowling Team! ????
HOT STRIPPER: The special Lap Dance again, Jim?
The Wife storms out...... dragging Jim with her, into a taxi! ???? ????
TAXI DRIVER: Hey Jimmy boy....You picked an ugly one this time...Same Hotel? ????
Today is Jim's funeral.
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