Jimmy's big night

Probably been told on here before but heres the version i heard.

So Jimmy and his GF start talking and decide tonights the big night. Tonight he loses his virginity!

So Jimmy heads to the local pharmacy to get his first condom. To look cool and get it over with asap he walks in and asks for the magnum XL's. The pharmacist gives him a funny look seeing as jimmy was clearly a crack baby and not a very big guy. So after a few minutes of help the pharmacist finds him something that will actually work and sends him on his way.

That night jimmy shows up to his GF's house for dinner. Dinner is put on the table and immediately Jimmy asks is he can say grace.

After an uncomfortably long prayer worshiping the father, the son, the holy ghost and every other religious figure he can think of he sits down and starts to eat quietly.

His GF whispers to him "I didn't know you were so religious!"
Jimmy replies "i didn't know your dad was a pharmacist..."

Note:
After attempting to write this out via mobile as poop.... Im realizing im not super sweet at telling jokes! Lol