that is situated on the 10th story of a building. Before he has a chance to order, he sees he man next to him take a swig of vodka before jumping out of the window. The man then enters the bar completely fine, takes another swig, and jumps out the window before re-entering the bar. Jim asks the man,"How did you do that?" The man replies,"It's the vodka. It has a chemical in it that gives buoyancy so you just float above the ground!" Jim tries the vodka, jumps out the window, and SPLAT, he's dead. The bartender says,"Superman, you're a real arsehole when you're drunk."
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