Jim stays home from work one day and asks his wife if she wouldn't mind going to the store.
As Jim's wife is returning through the front door, groceries in hand, she hears Jim exclaim "How in the fuck would I know?!". And slam the phone onto the receiver.
Jim's wife looking confused walks in and asks "what was that all about?".
Jim, exasperated, looks at her and says "guys keep calling and asking if the coast is clear today, how the Hell should I know... I'm not the weatherman!".
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