One day Jim jumps into the swimming pool but, doesn't come up for air. Quick as a flash, Trish sees her friend in trouble, so dives in and pulls him out.
Later, the hospital director calls Trish into his office and says 'Trish, Ive got some good news and some bad news. The good news is, we are releasing you as you are obviously sane 'saving anothers life'. But unfortunately, the bad news is that Jim hanged himself in the bathroom ...'
'Oh no' Trish replies, 'that's where I put him to dry !'
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