Someone sitting next to him asks "Why are you, a Jew, reading a Nazi newspaper?" The Jew answers "Look, I'm broke, I hate my job. my wife's a terror, and my children are brats. But I get to ride the bus half an hour every day and read the paper. What should I do? Read the Jewish papers, with stories like 'Synagogue Vandalized' or 'Family Gets Driven from Their Home Town'? Not when I can read the Nazi newspapers and see 'Jews Seize Control of Banks!' or "Jews Take Over Universities!' That's *me* they're talking about!"
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