A man hires a Jew as a salesman in his shop. His sales increase 400% over the next month. One day he walks into his shop while the Jew is making a sale.
Jew: this is the best fishing rod for you.
Customer: OK, I'll buy it.
Jew: will you wear such nice shoes and go fishing? Buy these sneakers too.
Customer: OK, I'll buy the sneakers too.
Jew: Won't you need a hat while fishing since it'll be so sunny?
Customer: sure, I'll need a hat also.
Jew: would you like to buy some snacks while fishing?
Customer: yes, I will buy some snacks too.
The owner is very happy with his Jew salesman. After the customer leaves ...
Owner: I am very happy with your work. The customer came in for a fishing rod and you sold him so many things.
Jew: he did not come to buy the fishing rod. He came to buy sanitary pads for his wife. I told him what will he do for four days.
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