Jesus after just been crucified reappears to his disciples to tell them for their kindness he will grant them a single wish before he ascends into heaven.
The disciples gather together to confer and after much discussion Peter says "Can you do that walking on water thing again?" "It looked pretty sweet".
Jesus nods in agreement, the next day they set out onto the sea of Galilee in Peter's boat. They travel a few miles from shore before anchoring, then Jesus stands up smiles and steps off the side of the boat onto the water.
He immediately disappears under the surface as disciples rush to drag him back into the boat. Jesus looks agitated, but vows to try a second time.
Once more he stands up smiles and steps off the boat again sinking quickly below the surface. The disciples rush to his aid dragging him back on board and apologize for having asked him to walk on water.
But Peter begins to doubt in the Messiah and can't help but ask "Jesus why can you not repeat the miracle?". "Oh, I can", Jesus insists, "at least I could before I had these bloody holes in my feet"
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