He thinks its a bit hypocritical of him to condemn them, without first trying them himself, so he sends out his apostle's to see what drugs they can find.
A couple day's later Jesus hears a knock at his door..."who is it" Jesus asks.
"Paul"
Jesus opens the door, what did you bring for me Paul?
"Hashish from Morocco"
A few minutes later there's a second knock on the door, "who is it" Jesus asks?
"Its Mark"
Jesus opens the door, "what did you bring me Mark"?
"Cocaine from Colombia" replies Mark.
There's another knock at the door, "Who is it" asks Jesus?
"Its Mathew"
Jesus opens the door, "what have you brought me Mathew"?
"Heroin from Afghanistan"
This continues for most of the day until there is a twelfth knock on the door. "Who is it" Asks Jesus?
"Its Judas"
"What did you bring me Judas"?
"The FBI Mother Fuckers!!!
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