Jesus sees a mob stoning a man

Jesus is walking through the streets of Nazareth when he comes across an angry mob stoning a man.
Jesus interrupts the mob and speaks his famous line: "let he who is without sin cast the first stone!"
Almost as soon as he says this a stone flies from the crowd. Jesus looks around for the perpetrator and upon seeing them yells: "God damn it mom!"

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