Jesus said,"Ye with out sin throw the first stone."
So I threw a stone and tagged her hard.
Jesus looked at me and said, 'you know you have many sins right? '
I said I was sorry.
'You are forgiven' he told me.
So I threw another stone.
Bam!
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