The night before he was arrested and crucified, his followers started to worry.
Christ was still a virgin; wouldn’t it be nice to have him experience a little bit of pleasure before he dies?
So they asked Mary Magdalene to go to the tent where Christ was resting and seduce him;
Mary said she would do it gladly and went in, but five minutes later, she ran out screaming, terrified and furious. The followers asked her what went wrong, and she explained:
“I slowly undressed, spread my legs and showed Christ my pussy; he looked at it, said ‘What a terrible wound! It should be healed!’ and gently put his palm on it.”
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